My guy is really something, hes sensitive and shy
My guy is such a bumpkin, it doesnt take much to make him cry.
If you hurt someone helpless, its like taking away all his toys,
Hes just a cry baby boy.
My guy is sentimental, hes always feeling blue
He can be so temperamental and I dont know what I should do.
If you step on a little bug he cries all over the floor,
Hes just a cry baby bore.
Chorus:
I dont want to hurt his feelings,
But his outbursts have me really
Boo-hoo-hoo-ing all the time,
If I turn out like him, I think Im gonna cry, baby
La, la, la, la, la, la,
Hes such a cry baby,
La, la, la, la, la, la.
(spoken:) and Ill tell you something else
My guy is such a wet noodle, hes always teary-eyed
He acts like a real cock-a-doodle, he cant even tell you why.
If you just play him a sappy song, he acts like his doggie just died,
Hes just a cry baby guy.
(spoken:) no kidding, oh dear
My guy is such a whiner, hes worse than baddie so
A cockroach seen in the diner, and the tears flow out of the blue.
And if I ask him to knock it off, he goes and cries in the can,
Hes such a cry baby man.
(chorus)
I love a cry baby,
La, la, la, la, la, la.
Hes such a cry baby,
La, la, la, la, la, la.
(spoken:) would you knock it off please? thank you.